Thursday, April 8, 2010

OMG!!!

Seriously, I had to share this with you. Its nothing important, just a story from my work today.
Trust me you want to hear this.

I am sitting at my desk working away (possibly reading blogs :) when a co-worker of mine (we shall call him Don) walks up to my desk and stands directly to my left facing me. He starts to talk and sets down an order he wants me to take care of. While he's talking I nicely look up to show him that I'm listening to him and as he says the word "enter" as the letter T leaves his mouth so does a chunk of his spit. And where do ask did this flying spit land? In my eye? NO. On my cheek? NO maybe even on a boob? Nope not there either. IN MY FREAKING MOUTH!!!! No lie!
I'm not some germaphobe but never has this ever happened to me before. I immediately went into panic mode in my brain. I being the nice person that I am realized that it wasn't his fault, He didn't even notice he did it and so I nicely looked away avoiding his glare in shock and didn't say a word about it to him. But oh my gosh!!!! Are you serious!! He spit in my mouth, Random work guy! Ewe!!!

I mean no this isn't really that big of a deal but I was grossed out. It felt like a fiery ball of acid as it sat in my mouth as I turned my head trying not to make a horrified face at him and embarrass him. I mean its not like I went in for a smooch or anything. It was an unwanted spit wad in my mouth. UGH!

Ok I just had to share with you girls. Because the only person I told at work was two co-workers of mine. They are still laughing when they walk by me. I mean it was hilarious I agree but EWE not when it happened to me. :)

36 comments:

Erica said...

Yuck!! I would have turned and wiped my mouth real quick, then when he left used some mouthwash, or bleach! Haha

Kim said...

HAHAHA! Okay that so made me laugh out loud!!!
Ewe though, that is gross, I think I had that happen to me before but maybe a relative not some stranger. lmao!!!!

B said...

Oh my vomit. That is sick! Haha. I'm sorry :(

Unknown said...

haha I know that has to be awful, but it is a hilarious story!! You need some listerine fast! :)

Mama E said...

omg omg omg! So gross! LOL

A said...

That is hilarious!!! But oh soo GROSS!!! lol

Monique said...

Sitting here with my toasted tomato sandwich. As I began to read your story, I started to feel disgusted and felt my meal was not so appetizing anymore LOL!!! It happened to me once but the spit went on my bottom lip. It's like I was paralyzed and/or shocked. I QUICKLY wiped it off!!
EWE. EWE. EWE. :)

Sharon said...

Melissa, that is the funniest thing ever!!! Rinse, rinse, repeat!!

Sumer said...

nasty!! Im impressed you kept it together! I probably wouldnt have lol.

albert & codie said...

Melissa - that is HILARIOUSSSS! (Gross at the time, yes, but looking back on it, hilarious.) Hahaha! So glad you shared.

Annie said...

NOOOOOO!!!! that is so icky!
you poor girl!!

Angelwingsbaby said...

Nasty! ewe! Gross! so sorry that happened

Shannon said...

Oh my...that is icky! Hope you had some Listerine at work. Hope your day gets better!

SB said...

oooh nasty. i would fake a cough and spit it out! yuck!

Manhattan Mommy said...

ewwww...that is so gross!!

Julian said...

HA!!! You basically just made out with Dan, excuse me......DON!!

Kelly said...

Ick! That is gross, but I can say that it has happened to me before. :(

ashley said...

I was so cracking up when I was reading that. I would have freaked out too!

Lauren said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh, this cracked me up Melissa!! But it's disgusting at the same time!

Annie said...

OMG is right...that grosses me out just thinking about it! I feel like he must have been in your "bubble" if his stip spatter actually made itto your mouth....eww.....hopefully you had a toothbrush and some rinse in your desk!!

Rebecca said...

Hahahahaha....that happened to me one time and I was dying!

Mama B said...

OMG, that is SO disgusting!! I'm so sorry you had that happen, Melissa! I would have DIED.

Erin said...

lol ha ha ok that is gross but super funny! I am cracking up but eeeewwwww! LOVE our new blog look! who did it ?

Aly @ Analyze This said...

N to A to the STY!!! Sheesh! I am no germaphobe either, but that is sick. Haha!

Hope you have a better day tomorrow sweet friend! :)

Lizzy. said...

you crack me up...on my boob....No! haha. Im going to Euro with a friend Allison, she is the one in my pictures from the blog recently. It should be fun!

The Dimino's said...

OMG!! I can't believe that!! That is pretty gross!!! I don't know what I would have done!! Maybe grabbed the trash can and spit in it!! LOL
Love your new blog look!!!

Lea Liz said...

You are too funny but yes EWW!! haha!!!!

Love the new blog look!!!

Lori said...

That is so awful!! I would have had a hard time not showing my disgust all over my face!! That was very kind of you to not make a big deal out of it at the time!! :)

Lesli said...

OMG, I think I would have gagged...lol, although you had me laughing the whole time I was reading your story...you are too funny and I love your Easter pics, your family is beautiful!

Christa @ Little Us said...

ewww I would have cried!

The Conway's said...

That's horrible but oh so funny!!! I love how you described it as a firey spit wad in your mouth. Classic! Thanks for sharing :)

BOWquet said...

EEEEWEWWWWWWWWW gross!!! I would have to eat some germX or something. lol

Jordan said...

Found your blog through Aly's. That is so disgusting!

PS: Your son is a cutie! :-)

Emily said...

Oh ew ew ew ew! I almost wish I hadnt' read this. ;)

jenn said...

eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww. i dont know how you kept your composure....like a long distance french kiss with your co-worker......hahaha

Kerri said...

Gross!!! I wouldn't have known what to do either lol!